If you know me, you know I do not like to shop. In stores.
I do most of my shopping on the internet - or, "ordernet" as my friend calls it.
The ordernet has really changed the way I think about the retail process.
It's been fabulous, really. The comparison shopping without driving around town or without driving from town to town.
My postal carrier, however, is not so excited by my retail needs.
Below you'll see how I get my packages delivered.
So, of course, the obvious joke would entail a variation on the theme of"going postal..." but I can't joke about it.
Not while my precious, precious, fabrics, books, and whatnots suffer the fate of the delivery process!